You want a bag for that?

I was in Sainsbury's today and was asked if I'd like a bag for a magazine and a Mars bar. I might have said yes had I been embarrassed by either the magazine or the Mars bar, but Octane is porn only for petrolheads and I'm secure about my need for cheap chocolate. I was asked of I'd like a bag for much the same stuff in WHSmith a couple of days ago. If people need bags, they'll ask for them.

Thank you.